please reveal the first two spoilers; they are only spoilered for my own sake.
last spoiler is optional as it has a TW for mentions of SH.

_{Please NEVER use around me any words or images from or related to the topic of pregnancy (this also includes but is not limited to primary and some secondary sex characteristics, especially female ones, as well as babies and other obvious ones.) It makes me extremely uncomfortable to the point of causing physical injury to myself.}